It needs to stop.

The fact that on a regular basis, crazy crackhead "babymommas" come in to complain to me needs to stop. New guy, started two days ago. I just met him. His ex-girlfriend who is having his child hates that he works nights. (Significant others usually do) So she decided tonight that it was a good idea to come in and tell me he forges checks. I really don't care. My checkbook is safe, and I'm broke anyways. So it would be a waste. She's trying to get him fired so that he doesn't have to work at nights. Great. Wouldn't you want the man you will be getting child support from, to have a job, so you get money? I mean really. Pregnant people are crazy. Other than Pamela. She's fine. But, when did I turn into your personal social worker? I will be collecting payment for these services from now on. I'm good at it, but, damn. I don't care about your life. Especially when the dude you are complaining about I've known for a grand total of 5.53 hours. I have much better things to do, including seeing how high I can rack up my text message count for this month. That is way more entertaining than a grazy half asian chick on a rampage. If she was armed it may be a different story. They took my Steakout Belmont weapon away after they heard what I did with the one at Chippewa. So please, if you are a crackhead babymomma, come with a loaded checkbook or lots of cash. Cause, next time. It's going to cost you. Usually I would accept a first born. In these situations, I don't even want them. Ill find someone else to plow the back 40.

The third blog starts right now

So this is the place that I'm going to dump really quick things, that really don't involve much, other than little things that don't really deserve a place on the other Super Jew blog. Jewish wisdom, to go!

People should stick to what they're good at. Jews are good with money. That's why we run banks.
White polish women in their 40's are NOT good at making Chinese food.

Sorry mom.

I came home to left overs in the fridge. Recently my aunt died, and my uncle has been over a lot. He loves stir fry, because apparently people from Arizona do.

So my mom made some.

There was more chicken in one bowl of this stir fry, than half the nation of China sees in a year.
Proportionately, each piece of chicken came complimentary with one (1) piece of rice. There were approximately 4 chickens in a cereal bowl. I like chicken, I really do, but, damn lady.

Don't get me wrong, she's a great cook. When she cooks things that she's used to. My mother was born in America, not China. Please mom. Don't do this to me again. I almost started to care about how much the chicken population had decreased as I ate the stir fry at 4 in the morning. Then I realized they're animals. And more importantly delicious. Other than right now, because I'm dreading brushing my teeth, and brushing out the chicken that is currently stuck in my teeth. The whole chicken, that is stuck in my teeth.