The third blog starts right now

So this is the place that I'm going to dump really quick things, that really don't involve much, other than little things that don't really deserve a place on the other Super Jew blog. Jewish wisdom, to go!

People should stick to what they're good at. Jews are good with money. That's why we run banks.
White polish women in their 40's are NOT good at making Chinese food.

Sorry mom.

I came home to left overs in the fridge. Recently my aunt died, and my uncle has been over a lot. He loves stir fry, because apparently people from Arizona do.

So my mom made some.

There was more chicken in one bowl of this stir fry, than half the nation of China sees in a year.
Proportionately, each piece of chicken came complimentary with one (1) piece of rice. There were approximately 4 chickens in a cereal bowl. I like chicken, I really do, but, damn lady.

Don't get me wrong, she's a great cook. When she cooks things that she's used to. My mother was born in America, not China. Please mom. Don't do this to me again. I almost started to care about how much the chicken population had decreased as I ate the stir fry at 4 in the morning. Then I realized they're animals. And more importantly delicious. Other than right now, because I'm dreading brushing my teeth, and brushing out the chicken that is currently stuck in my teeth. The whole chicken, that is stuck in my teeth.