People who drive plows

So as winter has decided to show its ugly heathen face rather strongly, over the past weekend, it made me start thinking of all the people that piss me off during the winter. The people that refuse to wear winter clothes, that I hope all get frostbite and lose appendages, or get into a car accident and freeze to death due to their own stupidity. Next are the people who wear incredibly fantastic winter clothes, the kind with glitter and are super puffy and extravagant but, once again, not warm. Frostbite and car crashes to them as well. Actually, last night during a snow storm, I had two of these type of people drive into a snow bank, 3 times trying to get food, then they called to complain that I need to go shovel the driveways so they can get in. Or maybe they could take their goofy fat asses home when there's a driving ban instead of coming to get food that will make you hate your life in the morning.

But most importantly right now, for this rant anyways, is people that have pickup trucks with snow plows on them. First off, just because you have a plow on your truck, does not make you an automatic bad ass. It just doesn't. Just because you drive a 2 wheel drive ford ranger, does not give you the right to drive down a street that you can't see down at 70 miles an hour, just because you have a plow. You're going to cause an accident, even if you're not hurt in it. My second problem with these assholes is that they think they own the whole road all the time. Listen here fagots, I have 4 wheel drive too. And honestly, mine is better than your GM 4 wheel drive. Probably the Ford 4 wheel drive as well. So stop weaving in and out of traffic because you think you're the shit. You're not. You can't just whip out into the street, stop traffic and once again, cause accidents, because you have driveways to plow. You're job is not as important as someone Else's life. When I'm the only car on the road, and you would have to wait a grand total of 3 seconds for me to pass you, before you carelessly back into the street to get some speed, maybe I wouldn't have had to drive on the wrong side of the road, and almost hit a mailbox. Not because I wasn't paying attention, If I wasn't there would be a F250 on my hood. Maybe you should pay attention. To every last asshole that does this kind of stuff, I would appreciate you giving me a call. I would like to invite you over to my house to break at least one of your fingers and two of your toes. For starters.